Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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