I want to stick my p in your. b.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
i out mim tonsoeep
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