He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
My penis needs a shock collar
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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