Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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