yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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