To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i black out too much to be "responsible"
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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