Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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