he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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