the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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