you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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