Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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