It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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