I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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