She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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