used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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