You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Randomize
