when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I want her autograph on my taint
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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