On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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