Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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