Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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