summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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