So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
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