My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Let the clothes fall where they may.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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