fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
