I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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