Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Watching her eat just hurts me
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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