there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
NoShamevember. You game?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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