To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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