Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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