That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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