oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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