i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
send nudes
from the living room?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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