Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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