I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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