Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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