im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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