I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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