While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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