He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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