You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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