Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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