Fuck appropriateness.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Randomize
