Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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