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(719): View more from Colorado

So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him

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(410): View more from Maryland

I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.

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(315): View more from New York

hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.

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(727): View more from Florida

I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?

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(708): View more from Illinois

I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.

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And it tastes incredible.

(708): View more from Illinois

And I have chest pains.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.

(216): View more from Ohio

maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal

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(916): View more from California

I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.

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