shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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