dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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