if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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