just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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