there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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