My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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