There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
