What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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